The Perfect 10: 10 Most Ridiculous From The Infomercial World
The television ad world continues to overstate and underwhelm with commercials/ infomercials designed to attract the gullible and sleepless.
Here are the 10 I loathe the most:
#1 The Tummy Tuck Belt
Diet? Exercise?
Nah! Why do all that hard work when all you have to do is put on the Tummy Tuck Belt for an instant slimming look?
Oh, so you think you’ve seen this kind of thing before? How wrong you are!
This time it’s “different”, because now you put on a special gel -the so-called “thermal accelerator cream”- prior to putting on the Tummy Tuck Belt, and for a short 10 minutes twice a day, the flab will just melt right off like butter on hot pavement, while still being able to stuff your fat face..
Fat chance (pun intended) of this device ever delivering.
#2. The Egg Genie
#3 Insanity Exercise Program
Look, I believe getting in good shape is a good thing, but who wants to risk going into cardiac arrest to achieve it?
#4 Kevin Trudeau
Despite being accused of fraud on a number of occasions, Trudeau still manages to get back on the tv circuit, arrogantly pronouncing himself as a victim of a calculated plot by the powers-that-be to keep him from disclosing the “truth” to the masses.
Never mind that you could probably find the same info for free online with a little research without having to listen to KT’s lame pitch.
#5 Snuggie
Unless you plan on becoming a Druid high priest, not a good look.
#6 Health Master Blender
#7. The Grill Glove
So, really, why do I need this clumsy, giant glove thing to turn over stuff on the outdoor grill when I can use tongs?
#8 Brazilian Butt Lift
#9 Your Baby Can Read
#10 Smooth Away
And that’s just the ladies!
